Dolly Slatemen

Mental Maureen
I do love a Makeover and I’m always doing a style challenge on Mental Maureen me old mucker, which is quite time consuming I can tell ya. The last time she had a beauty treatment from my Bianca it was a botox job, although there was not one wrinkle it see to enhance the size of her forehead Bianca said to me, well she Facebooked me. “It's alright mum, Ive told Maureen I can always get me permanent marker out and give her some hair around the edges. No one will notice, unless it rains it might get a bit streaker. LOL PMSL :/" I do love this pic I was showing a few of the girls how to pole dance, that Benefit bar was well handy to lean on after a couple of Proseccos.

Dolly Bingo

Mental Maureen

Dolly Skydiving
Talking of beauty, forget colonic irrigation this is the way to do it? Once you’ve done an indoor sky dive there's no going back, and it was a bit cheaper. I thought me eyes were going to pop out of me head. Mind you he was a bit tasty.

Dolly Skydiving

Dolly Skydiving
I tried to tell the instructor that once in a while you have to let risk assessment take a back seat. I was not impressed I couldn’t wear me leopard skin flying suit let alone me hairpiece. I still gave the outfit a bit of glamour cause I insisted on keeping me gag. He was a bit tasty as well, I kept giving him me 50 shades of grey look. I think he was impressed, well it's hard not to be.

Dolly Skydiving

Dolly Skydiving
After an all night rave up with Maureen a sky dive really wasn’t the thing to do. I felt as rough as I look in that picture. I tell you what I don’t bounce like I used to, I was trying out some of me new moves that include star jumps I thought I was going to wet meself. Not a good move in a jump suit, you just can’t get the zip down quick enough. I've told Maureen we’ll have to get one of those she bottles for festival season, but I’m not sharing with her.

Dolly after skydiving

I’ve promised me-self I would do a bit of training this year that didn’t involve wine.

Dolly Training